“WE’RE TAKING MINNESOTA BACK.” — PATRIOTS DESCEND AS ILH@N 0M@R FACES MASSIVE BACKLASH OVER BILLION-DOLLAR FRAUD SCANDAL News
“AT MIDNIGHT, AMERICA CHANGED.” — SPEAKER MIKE JOHNSON’S ‘BORN IN AMERICA ACT’ PASSES 51–49 AND FICTIONALLY PURGES THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT News
“LORD, PLEASE DON’T TAKE MY BOY.” — SENATOR JOHN KENNEDY’S VOICE BROKE ON LIVE MIC, AND LOUISIANA WENT SILENT News
“I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!” — ILH@N 0M@R DEFIES FICTIONAL DEPORTATION ORDER AS TR*MP DROPS MASSIVE COUNTERATTACK FILE News
Washington in Turmoil: An Emergency Disqualification Strikes the Capitol — And the Entire City Plunges Into Unprecedented Chaos News
NATIONWIDE ERUPTION: Rachel Maddow CALLS the T.r.u.m.p Administration “racist”, likens I.C.E. to the KKK News
Funeral Shockwaves: Biden Places Hand on Cheney’s Casket, Kamala Harris Delivers Fiery Tribute, and Rachel Maddow Turns Service Into National Spectacle — Trump and Vance Left Sidelined. News
No podium. No notes. Jasmine Crockett walks straight to the edge of the marble, grabs a single live mic from a stunned reporter, and looks dead into every camera on Earth… News
